Golf's funniest One Liners



A collection of one liners I've heard on the golf course after many years of research. Have I missed any??

  • That's more than a slice, that's half a cake Does your husband play?
  • Adolf Hitler, two shots in the bunker
  • An OJ Simpson, you shouldn't have done it but you got away with it
  • That's further right than Andrew Bolt
  • You've got the army swing going, left, right, left, right
  • That's a Rock Hudson... looks straight but it's not Sonny Bono, straight into the tree
  • Should I call 000, looks like you're choking
  • I hope that's a floating golf ball
  • I can give you a tip - you're standing too close to the ball... after you've hit it

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