A collection of one liners I've heard on the golf course after many years of research. Have I missed any??
- That's more than a slice, that's half a cake Does your husband play?
- Adolf Hitler, two shots in the bunker
- An OJ Simpson, you shouldn't have done it but you got away with it
- That's further right than Andrew Bolt
- You've got the army swing going, left, right, left, right
- That's a Rock Hudson... looks straight but it's not Sonny Bono, straight into the tree
- Should I call 000, looks like you're choking
- I hope that's a floating golf ball
- I can give you a tip - you're standing too close to the ball... after you've hit it